THE BEAUTIFUL EPOCH OF AVANT GARDE SPORT

ERGO PHIZMIZ PLC

ROCOCO CHANEL

DEPRESSTIVAL

THE SUPERFOOLS

present

THE BEAUTIFUL EPOCH OF 

AVANT-GARDE SPORT

A SEXY VAMP ON THE SEAFRONT WANDERS, BEDECKED IN SUNSHINE, AND WANTONLY THROWS SHAPES. BESIDE HER, JOGGING IT'S

THE

MEDIA

WHORE

OF

SHOCK

AND

AWE.

AVANT-SPORT

AVANT-GARDE ART IS, OF COURSE, ANATHEMA TO OUR TIMES IN THIS GREEN, UNPLEASANT LAND.

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING AWKWARD?

AND EVERYBODY LEAVES.

BUT

THIS IS NOT THE PROPOSITION OF

THESE TWO WANDERING

CULTURAL

MOVERS-AND-SHAKERS.

NO!

WE ARE NOT INTERESTED

IN WHAT YOU CRETINS

CALL ART!

WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ANYTHING

YOU CRETINS

HAVE TO SAY, EVER.

(IT IS HARD BEING EXTREMELY TALENTED AND EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL)

BECAUSE YOU ARE UNCERTAIN OF BOTH

YOUR PRODIGIOUS TALENT

AND

YOUR FASCINATING BEAUTY

YOU ARE DRIVEN

BY THE NEED TO COMPETE

AND NOW WITH

YOUR

FUCKING

SINGING

CONTESTS

YOU HAVE ART IN YOUR CLUTCHES.

SPORT        SPORT      AVANT

AND SO AS A NATURAL EXCHANGE

IN THE SPIRIT OF

YOUR

GLORIOUS

CAPITALISM

WE WILL PLAY THE GAME OF EXCHANGE

AND

CLAIM YOUR SPORT AS OUR OWN

AVANT-GARDE        SPORT        SPORT

NOW IS THE AGE OF AVANT-GARDE SPORT

DOWN WITH COMPETITION

UP WITH SPORTSWEAR

FLAMBOYANCE

TIGHT SPANDEX

TINY SHORTS

V-NECK SLEEVELESS TOPS

POSING

WITH

GOLF

CLUBS

AND BY NATURAL EXTENSION

THE INVENTION OF NEW SPORTS

EVERY DAY

EQUALLING 365 NEW SPORTS

PER HEAD

PER ANNUM

AVANT-GARDE SPORT

IS THE FUTURIST

UTOPIAN DEMOCRACY

OF PERPETUAL INVENTION

DOWN WITH RULES!

UP WITH FREE SPORT IMPROVISATION!

WHITE TENNIS SHOES

SPORTS SOCKS (WITH NO OTHER CLOTHES)

SPORT                     AVANT

ANYTHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY

"OOOH YOU LOOK VERY SPORTY"

IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING DOESN'T IT

SPORT                     GARDE

AVANT GARDE SPORT

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